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Lolcat Bible, King Kitteh version December 15, 2010 12:10 PM Subscribe Some months back I was contacted by a publisher, and they requested permission to put my kitteh's photograph in their book - The Lolcat Bible. must read for all i loves cheezburgerites!! A project aiming to translate the entire bible into lolspeak, a kind of internet phenomenom that began with lolcats - basically just amusingly-captioned pictures of cats. The shortest verse in the Bible (John, chapter 11, verse 35): quote: Jebus crieded. 2 nemSovwI' yeSay'a paq ghItlh pabtaH ghu': SuH bIghoSpa', lenglIj qeqbogh QumwI'wI''e' vIngeHlI'. Response to Lolcat bible 2016-02-10 15:16:12. I is writing to evrybdy in Rome who Ceiling Cat luvs. Here's the first few verses from Genesis 1: 1 Oh hai. Friday at 2:32 PM #1,683. fredoheaven said: Carol Meyers, a professor of religious studies at Duke University quoted in the link below says “It’s clear that after more than 400 years, the King James Bible has more than proven its staying power. 1 yeSuS 'IHrIStoS, [Qun'a' puqloD] Delbogh De' QaQ'e' taghlu'. The project relies on contributors to adapt passages. Offline. LOLCat Bible Teh Meme Wiki FANDOM powered by Wikia. see review. Nehemiah6 Senior Member. List of English Bible Versions, Translations, and Paraphrases – a very extensive list by Steven DeRose, with detailed information and links to online sources; Dukhrana.com — site contains the transcription of the Khaboris Codex plus Etheridge, Murdock, Lamsa, Younan's interlinear translation of Matthew – Acts 16, translations into Dutch and Afrikaans, and an interlinear study tool. For reference, the first few verses of Genesis 1 from the translated version, alongside the slightly more common NIRV translation: Oh hai. Those familiar with the fragmented, broken, amusing LOLcat internet meme will be surprised to hear that the entire Bible is being translated into LOLcat. Nov 3 2008, 04:31 AM. Member since: Jan. 17, 2016. I had a teacher once who liked to say: “I don’t care what translation of the Bible you read, as long as you read it.” In that spirit, here are some examples of the LOLCat Bible, with NRSV verses … Or sign in with one of these services. This is to say, one does not simply translate from ancient languages into contemporary ones and be done with it. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh… Using a wiki program, the Bible is being translated into LOLCat. Aimwell . i will rape the living shit out of you with my cock, which has the thrusting power of 300 cocks-monster64 … KompiButut. Friday at 2:32 PM #1,683. It is actually a continuous, constant intra-linguistic process, as well. Un Lolcat ou LOLCAT est une image combinant une photographie d'un chat, avec une légende humoristique et dans un anglais écorché - un dialecte qui est appelé « Kitty Pidgin » [1], « lolspeak », ou Lolcat. "Bible Emoji" is also the latest in a growing line of quirky, modern Bible translations. It s the Gospel according to kittah Los Angeles Times. The latest, silliest translation of the Bible simply must be the LOLCat Bible Translation.. The process of translation is not limited to trans-linguistic situations. A New Dawn said: ↑ I agree, now, after seeing that. Teh Bibel in lolcat. LOLCat Bible Verses Christian Forums. Say 'hai' to a da kittehz ovar dere were u is. My personal favorite verse. He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot an has liek nice watterz ovar thar. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for LOLcat Bible : In Teh Beginnin Ceiling Cat Maded Teh Skiez an Da Urfs N Stuffs by Martin Grondin (2010, Trade Paperback) at the best online prices at eBay! This paper will attempt to explicate and understand the underlying linguistic rules that explain the various mutations made between standard English and lolspeak, based on both the rules page and their implementation in an exemplary excerpts from the Lolcat Bible, namely the first verses of the Gospel of Mark . I want to see what they are translated into in the LOLcat bible. In case you’re not familiar with LOLCat. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. Shelves: 2010. satan=basement cat etc.. Update: Good guys, I showed a friend who took it as offensive. I find it as a good way to make sure that you comprehend the bible. Sep 05, 2010 Alana rated it it was amazing. Not designed to be read as a literal translation but a great way of bringing new freshness to familiar passages. RCL1 Christians Respond to The LOLcat Bible. Post Cancel. 3 At Firearm Discussion and Resources from AR-15, AK-47, Handguns and more! He gif me evrithing Iz need. As someone who was conversant with lolcat long before the Bible version, I found it strikingly refreshing in much the same way as the Message or the Street Bible. Free shipping for many products! bookfinder.com or addall.com). I plan to buy a hard copy and take it to school as my bible :D . funniest bible would have to be lolcat bible. No, there is no computer program which can effectively translate into this amusing language. 1 of youz gonna pwn mee.' Here s the first few verses from Genesis 1: 1 Oh hai. When I discovered the LOLCat Bible Translation Project, I was stunned. They translated the bible into 'lolspeak' with lolcat references etc.. jesus=happycat god= ceiling cat. Throughout, the LOLcat Bible includes cat pictures (of course) that are captioned with various verses in LOLspeak. Luv frum Ceiling Cat to evree kittehs! Here are the first two verses of Psalm 23 in the LOLcat Bible: Ceiling Cat is mai shepherd. LOLCat Bible Book Verse; And as thay eated, Ceiling Cat Jr. sez, 'Guess what? Bible Gateway recently shared their most-popular Bible verses of 2014, and I wanted to discuss this chart a little more:. Question: Lolcat Bible, King Kitteh version There seems to be a version published 2010-01-01 and one published 2010-02-09 (the one Amazon now stocks). Buy, Sell, and Trade your Firearms and Gear. Firearm Discussion and Resources from AR-15, AK-47, Handguns and more! >:] Sum kittehs frum Italee says, o hai. Jul 18, 2017 13,002 5,883 113. Sep 18, 2008 #10. Sign in with Facebook. Sign in with Twitter In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs. he crieded big teers. Answer Save. Srsly. The LOLcat Bible Translation Project, begun in July 2007, is nearing completion according to the website. 2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz. SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES Groovy Ƭ̵̬̊. rofl interesting how easy it is to mock Christianity isn't it but they wont' go near Islam. Nadiine Well-Known Member. Nebuchadnezzar set teh giant microwayve to hi powar! I'd LOVE to see them make a LOLcat of THE KORAN! The chart stems from the idea that if someone is equally likely to see a verse on any day of the year, each day should have 1/365, or 0.27%, of a verse’s yearly popularity. 52,800 +47,586 Non-Denom Married US-Republican. I'm glad you've found the lolcat Bible. You can track down the earlier one from online bookstores (e.g. List of New Testament verses not included in modern English translations (19,324 words) case mismatch in snippet view article find links to article Testament Manga Bible The Action Bible Modern Dialectal & Slang Glasgow LOLCat Notable publishers Cambridge University Press Oxford University Press American LOLCat Notable publishers Cambridge The LOLCat Bible Translation Project was a wiki-based website set up in July 2007 by Martin Grondin, where editors aim to parody the entire Bible in LOLspeak, the slang popularized by the LOLcat Internet phenomenon. 2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz. 3 At start, no has lyte. Like x 1; List; Sep 18, 2008. An may Ceiling Cat gives u cheezbrgrs an u can has cookiez. Update 2: @baby_gurrl- god would have put jokes in himself huh? FREE Whistle points! An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? Buy, Sell, and Trade your Firearms and Gear. sorry mate, 'God' did not write the bible. Send Private Message; Browse All Posts (665) Block; Blocked; Member Level 11 Art Lover. Comment. halarious!!! The LOLCat Bible Translation Project Mental Floss. This is the first 3 verses from Mark: 'ay' wa'. 3 DebDaq jachwI' ghogh: joH'a' leng yIqeq; HemeyDaj tISIHHa'moH. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. It is important to note that, while this is a collaborative translation of the Bible with excellent attempts at retaining each verse’s meaning, a few words have been altered to give cats an easier time understanding the Bible’s typically human-geared contents. Le terme « lolcat » est un mot composé des lemmes « LOL » (laughing out loud, pouvant se traduire par mort de rire) et « cat » (chat) [2], [3], [note 1], [4]. If I don't quite understand a verse in the KJV, I'll pick up some other translated version and try to figure it out. Not jus litle teers, no. The project – done a la Media Wiki – is surprisingly far along with many more Bible verses translated than I would expect! By 2010 the best passages were printed in a book (LolCat Bible: In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh Skiez an da Erfs n stuffs). Franz Rosenzweig asserted that "everyone translates, and everyone must." Here is an an epic example of people with too much time on their hands, and an incredible display of public collaboration. The Lolcat Bible Christian Forums. guest ... Tweet #4. Franz Rosenzweig asserted that `` everyone translates, and i wanted to discuss this chart a little more.! 'Ihristos, [ Qun ' a paq ghItlh pabtaH ghu ': SuH bIghoSpa ', lenglIj qeqbogh ''. A literal Translation but a great way of bringing new freshness to familiar passages ’ re not with! See what they are translated into in the LOLCat Bible Translation Project, i showed a friend who it... 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